OK, now this is some next-level sh*t. I mean, we all love a good pen. But this. THIS. I’d marry this pen.
First of all, Pierre Cardin. I mean listen to the way that rolls off your tongue.
At work, in a meeting, at that cafe. Excuse me, while I just pull out my STUNNING, LUXURIOUS, BETTER-THAN-A-MAN, FUCKING DESIGNER PEN BY PIERRE CARDIN. Just sayn’.
And then there’s the laser etching: joy & badassery. Because what’s better than a designer pen? A designer pen with FUCKING ATTITUDE. To remind you that YOU, my love, are a glorious being. I mean, the pen says so. Who even needs a man when you’ve got THIS PEN.
I mean, I could tell you more. I could tell you about the spring-loaded mechanism that’s so smooth you might not want to do it in public (think When Harry Met Sally), or the brushed stainless steel that’s, well, foreplay.
If I keep going the internet will think I’m selling something else, so let’s just stop right here:
I’d marry this pen. Oooh, la la!
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