You want it written? Freakishly well? OK.

I do words. Words for selling, words for reporting, words for technical peeps and words for dummies (and I use that term affectionately). Words for customers, words for bigwigs, words for every day, even words for academics. Get it?

The most successful messages are clear, simple, and accomplish their goals. Which is why I’ll only use the best-known (and research-proven) ways to communicate in everything I write. Sounds pretty awesome, huh. But wait, there’s more!

I’m a facilitator. If you need something written that needs to be approved by a shit-load of people and you KNOW they’re all gonna have their own *special* ideas about how it should be written, I am SO YOUR GIRL. I can convince, persuade, and hell – even manipulate (I use my powers for good) to get you the best outcome. You need people taken on a journey while the document gets conceptualised, created, and finalised? Pick me!


Here’s how I write for you

I come to you.

It’s taken me decades to refine how I work. Lucky for you, that means I know how to give you my very best magic.

And that magic happens in person, all in one hit.

No spending days weeks months reviewing and redrafting. 

One day. All the magic. Finished product. 



I pick your brains, then send you away.

Gather all the people together and I’ll facilitate the process. 

This really is the most cost efficient use of your people’s time when it comes to outsourcing writing.

Once I’ve got one what I need, you go and get your own shit done.

I write.

I bring you back and we finish it. BOOM.

That’s right. While everyone’s clear on what we’re trying to achieve and who with, we come back together and I present the draft copy.

Together, we tweak. Polish. Refine. 

I hand it back to you, and we all go home happy.

THAT, my lovelies, is MAGIC.

What people say

  • I found Shelley to be a highly entertaining presenter. Teaching plain English is her passion and her mission. She excels at it.

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    Caroline Doust
  • Sheilly is a true inspiration, learnt so much from the time I spent with on the Professional Writing course, changed the way I communicate, just fantastic!!!

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    lucia keaveney
  • Awesome training and advice Shelly, it's totally changed my approach to report writing and I'm getting great feedback from clients!

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    Mat Collins
  • Shelly came to tell what would work in the world of communication.
    We were a bit "ho hum" about the whole thing. However, we were not expecting to be 'wowed'.
    Shelly is:
    - Inspiring
    - Relevant
    - Current
    - Engaging
    - Common sense
    - Professional
    - Very, very, easy to understand.
    - And, funny.
    But most of all, she understood us.
    We're all waiting for the next installment!

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    Maxine Moana Tuwhangai
  • Shelly has lot to offer!! Whether you are a novice starting your career, or a pro looking to refine you writing style, Shelly can help you! Learn to be more direct, communicate more clearly, and get what you want out of your written interactions. Shelly's tips cover the full spectrum from simple emails to comprehensive policy documents.

    Jos Fryer Avatar
    Jos Fryer
  • An amazing course, filled with exuberance and insights. Apparently you can teach an old dog new tricks!!!l Back to work inspired and enthused - cheers Shelly, you're bloody awesome! (came back and contracted this last sentence....haha)

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    Deb Gilchrist-Geyser

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